I just got the shit scared out of me by a toaster.

You read that right. A toaster. So it's almost  ten at night when I'm writing this and I popped an English muffin into the toaster and made myself some honey vanilla camomile tea(love that stuff <3) and my mind was sidetracked when the toaster popped up the slices it made me jump a little and stare at it before taking out the pieces and eating them while sipping my tea still now. I got scared. By a mother flippin TOASTER. That's embarassing for my no scare streak |D I've been known to not get scared by things jumping at me. Somehow a toaster pulled it off.